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Hey, hey if they really want to get serious what about all the *** that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man and one of these pro-life guys who's watching comes in his pants huh? Here's a guy standing over there with his jockey shorts full of little Vinnie's and Debbie's and nobody's saying a word to the guy.

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So basically what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who's had more than one period is a serial killer. They wind up on sanitary napkins and yet they are fertilized eggs. 80% of a woman's fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. But even after the egg is fertilized it's still six or seven days before it reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins and not every egg makes it that far. Fertilization when the *** fertilizes the egg, which is usually a few moments after the man says, 'Gee honey I was going to pull out but the phone rang and it startled me.' Fertilization. See the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization. What about the carbon atoms? Huh? Human life could not exist without carbon so is it just possible that maybe we shouldn't be burning all this coal? Just looking for a little consistency here in these anti-abortion arguments. I said you know something? Listen, you can go back further than that. If a fetus is a human being how come people say we have two children and one on the way instead of saying we have three children? People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process. Well if a fetus is a human being how come the census doesn't count them? If a fetus is a human being how come when there's a miscarriage they don't have a funeral.

Now is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well let's get back to this abortion ***. You don't see chickens hanging around in drug gangs do you? You don't see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery do you? When's the last chicken you heard about came home from work and beat the *** out of his hen? Doesn't happen cause chickens are decent people. You know why? Cause chickens are decent people. How come when it's us it's an abortion and when it's a chicken it's an omelet? What? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen that we pass chickens in goodness? Name six ways we're better than chickens. Light yourself on fire! Come on you moral crusaders let's see a little smoke to match that fire in your belly.

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You know morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a *** demonstration didn't they? Huh? Hey. you won't see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire.

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You don't see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses do you? No you don't see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies do you? No that might be something Christ would do. They believe a woman's primary role is to function as a broodmare for the state.

You know what they are? They're anti-woman. What kind of pro-life is that? What they'll do anything they can to save a fetus but if it grows up to be a doctor they just might have to kill it? They're not pro-life. These people aren't pro-life they're killing doctors. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. Conservatives don't give a *** about you until you reach military age. No neonatal care, no daycare, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. After that they don't want to know about you. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. They will do anything for the unborn but once you're born you're on your own. Why? Why? Why? Why? Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to *** in the first place huh? Huh? Boy these conservatives are really something aren't they? They're all in favor of the unborn.